This is going to be the scariest spoken word record you’ve ever heard. We’re not joking… and neither is Vincent Price. The star of such horror classics as House of Wax, The Abominable Dr. Phibes, and Theatre of Blood (and, of course, narrator of Michael Jackson’s Thriller video) can barely hide his delight while he takes his audience through a graphic and occasionally grisly history lesson in witchcraft from the Bible through the Middle Ages, the Spanish Inquisition, and Nazi Germany. Then, accompanied by occasional eerie, abstract electronic music, Price’s sinister satisfaction only mounts as he provides instruction in the dark arts, with such tracks as “How to Make a Pact with the Devil” and “Curses, Spells, Charms.” It’s all in good fun, of course… or is it?

1. Prologue/The Tale of Master Seth
2. Hitler and Witchcraft/Witchcraft in History
3. Women As Witches/Witch Burning
4. Witch Tortures
5. Witch Tortures (Cont.)/The World of Spirits and Demons
6. Preparation for Magic/Instruments of Magic
7. How to Invoke Spirits, Demons, Unseen Forces/The Magic Bloodstone
8. The Witches Cauldron/How to Communicate with the Spirits
9. How to Communicate with the Spirits (Cont.)/Gerald Yorke and Necromancy
10. How to Make a Pact with the Devil/How to Become a Witch
11. Curses, Spells, Charms
12. Curses, Spells, Charms (Cont.)/Potions
13. The Hand of Glory/The Witches Sabbat
14. Witchcraft Today/Epilogue